How Not to be a Soldier

How not to be a Soldier: My Antics in the British Army (How not to… Book 1)

LORNA McCANN

When Lorna, seduced by a military poster, signs up for the British Army, she is confident it will be the answer to all her problems. Her glamorous image of forces life is abruptly shattered as she is plunged into a world of regulations, mayhem, and mishaps.

Soon she is up to her neck in a crazy assortment of escapades, breezing through her military career on a wing and a prayer. From striptease runs and drug-dealing pimps to exploding underwear and high-ranking shootouts, this is the first lively instalment in Lorna’s “How not to… ” series.

Book Themes

Humour, Army life

Who is Lorna McCann?

Lorna was born in Hull and joined the British Army in 1981 — having had her fill of education — and spent six years serving Queen and country (in a fashion). With a string of varied careers behind her, she has finally settled into life as a personal assistant in a hospital. Having raised her daughter and endured two failed marriages, she is once again ready for some “me” time and currently lives in South West London with her daughter and granddaughters. She is busy working on the second lively instalment in her How not to… series.

Connect with Lorna McCann

Email: lornamccann64@gmail.com

Facebook: Lorna McCann

Mailing list: http://eepurl.com/bueh1H

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